Last Night, Brooke and I had a little garlic bread. And by “a little” I mean a lot, because there’s no such thing as a little garlic. The reason our voracious appetites knew no bound? The long, flat vampire-repellant bread was cut it into little triangles.

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Food is food; when you’re hungry, you’ll fight your girlfriend for the jelly bean underneath the couch. Yet, no matter how full you are, here’s the rub: cut any food into a triangle, and you’ll unleash it’s awesome power.

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The triangle is superior to its many-sided cousins. It is the foundation upon which the pyramid is built, essential to geometry and mathematics. Equilateral triangles symbolize harmony and equality. Even the great Pythagoras left his first wife for a triangle.

So think twice about reaching for those Pringles. In your heart, you know Doritos are better.