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	<title>The Roman Empire &#187; Paradoxes</title>
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		<title>Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like Some Sort Of Honey Producing Arthropod</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 05:28:40 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>This past Sunday, two athletes added to their already legendary dominance.  In honor of their achievements, here&#8217;s a quiz that requires you to identify athletic &#8220;giants&#8221; from a variety of sports.  You know what to do.  </p>
<p>(Yeah, chess may not be a sport, but nerds can dream!)</p>
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<strong>CAN YOU IDENTIFY THE FOLLOWING ATHLETES?</strong></p>
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		<title>Speaking With Forked Tongue</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 03:50:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following is a set of language contradictions collected by Bryan Bunch in his book, &#8220;Mathematical Fallacies and Paradoxes&#8221;:

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. &#8211; Oscar Wilde
We have met the enemy, and he is us. &#8211; Walt Kelley
Please ignore this notice. &#8211; (Graffiti)
All Cretans are liars. &#8211; Epimenides [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The following is a set of language contradictions collected by Bryan Bunch in his book, <em>&#8220;Mathematical Fallacies and Paradoxes&#8221;</em>:</p>
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<strong>The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.</strong> &#8211; Oscar Wilde</p>
<p><strong>We have met the enemy, and he is us.</strong> &#8211; Walt Kelley</p>
<p><strong>Please ignore this notice.</strong> &#8211; (Graffiti)</p>
<p><strong>All Cretans are liars.</strong> &#8211; Epimenides (who was a Cretan himself)</p>
<p><strong>The statement I am making is false.</strong> &#8211; Eublides
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<p>That last quote is also known as the Liar&#8217;s paradox, variations of which, like &#8220;this statement is false,&#8221; or &#8220;I am a liar,&#8221; and the following dialogue, are common:</p>
<blockquote><p>Socrates: What Plato is about to say is false.<br />
Plato: Socrates has just spoken truly.</p></blockquote>
<p>Other playful paradoxes of language mentioned in Bunch&#8217;s book:</p>
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<strong>This sentence is French.</strong></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;Yields a false conclusion when appended to its own quotation&#8221; yields a false conclusion when appended to its own quotation.</strong> &#8211; Quine</p>
<p><strong>&#8220;Is not the title of any book, so far as I know&#8221; is not the title of any book, so far as I know.</strong> &#8211; Douglas Hofstadter
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<p>Has your brain exploded yet?</p>
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