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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://hroman.com/an-ode-to-chuck-norris/comment-page-1/#comment-1587</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 05:58:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>chuck norris eats babies and shits delta force members</description>
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		<title>By: ChuckNorrisIsAGod</title>
		<link>http://hroman.com/an-ode-to-chuck-norris/comment-page-1/#comment-1589</link>
		<dc:creator>ChuckNorrisIsAGod</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 01:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Chuck Norris Shave&#039;s By Roundhouse Kicking Himself in the face, the only thing that cuts Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chuck Norris Shave&#8217;s By Roundhouse Kicking Himself in the face, the only thing that cuts Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Marc Rolan Manansala</title>
		<link>http://hroman.com/an-ode-to-chuck-norris/comment-page-1/#comment-1588</link>
		<dc:creator>Marc Rolan Manansala</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If I die, I would like to be reincarnated as Chuck Norris.

The problem is... Chuck Norris cannot die.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I die, I would like to be reincarnated as Chuck Norris.</p>
<p>The problem is&#8230; Chuck Norris cannot die.</p>
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		<title>By: romi41</title>
		<link>http://hroman.com/an-ode-to-chuck-norris/comment-page-1/#comment-1586</link>
		<dc:creator>romi41</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 15:56:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Chuck Norris deserves a drop-kick to his stupid bearded enraged/constipated-looking face.

That is all.</description>
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<p>That is all.</p>
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		<title>By: alex lowe</title>
		<link>http://hroman.com/an-ode-to-chuck-norris/comment-page-1/#comment-1585</link>
		<dc:creator>alex lowe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 15:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>chuck norris can float like a butterfly sting like a tomahawk missle at mach three in the face</description>
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		<title>By: alex lowe</title>
		<link>http://hroman.com/an-ode-to-chuck-norris/comment-page-1/#comment-1584</link>
		<dc:creator>alex lowe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 15:28:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>chuck norris onch fought a one armed ninja seeing how this was an unfair advantge chuck norris riped off both his arms and one of his legs then he roundhoused kicked the ninja in the face killing him instantly then he sewd his lims back on with a rusty tent spike and bailing wire.  hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.................. and if you dont laugh so hard you piss on yourself i will kill you myself.    have a nice day</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>chuck norris onch fought a one armed ninja seeing how this was an unfair advantge chuck norris riped off both his arms and one of his legs then he roundhoused kicked the ninja in the face killing him instantly then he sewd his lims back on with a rusty tent spike and bailing wire.  hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; and if you dont laugh so hard you piss on yourself i will kill you myself.    have a nice day</p>
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		<title>By: alex fraily</title>
		<link>http://hroman.com/an-ode-to-chuck-norris/comment-page-1/#comment-1583</link>
		<dc:creator>alex fraily</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 15:27:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>chuck norris onch fought a one armed ninja seeing how this was an unfair advantge chuck norris riped off both his arms and one of his legs then he roundhoused kicked the ninja in the face killing him instantly then he sewd his lims back on with a rusty tent spike and bailing wire.  hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.................. and if you dont laugh so hard you piss on yourself i will kill you myself.    have a nice day</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>chuck norris onch fought a one armed ninja seeing how this was an unfair advantge chuck norris riped off both his arms and one of his legs then he roundhoused kicked the ninja in the face killing him instantly then he sewd his lims back on with a rusty tent spike and bailing wire.  hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; and if you dont laugh so hard you piss on yourself i will kill you myself.    have a nice day</p>
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		<title>By: CHUCK WORSHIPER</title>
		<link>http://hroman.com/an-ode-to-chuck-norris/comment-page-1/#comment-1582</link>
		<dc:creator>CHUCK WORSHIPER</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 15:24:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>CHUCK NORRIS GRINDS HIS COFFEE BEENS WITH HIS TEETH AND BOILS THE WATER IN HIS OWN RAGE!</description>
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		<title>By: CHUCK WORSHIPER</title>
		<link>http://hroman.com/an-ode-to-chuck-norris/comment-page-1/#comment-1581</link>
		<dc:creator>CHUCK WORSHIPER</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 15:23:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>CHUCK NORRIS IS A GOD!!!!!!!!!!</description>
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		<title>By: alex fraily</title>
		<link>http://hroman.com/an-ode-to-chuck-norris/comment-page-1/#comment-1580</link>
		<dc:creator>alex fraily</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 15:22:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>chuck norris is the coolest person on the face of this earth i want to meet chuck norris, shake his hand and let him kick me in the face</description>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://hroman.com/an-ode-to-chuck-norris/comment-page-1/#comment-1579</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 15:21:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>CHUCK NORRIS IS THE BADASS OF THED UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
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		<title>By: hroman</title>
		<link>http://hroman.com/an-ode-to-chuck-norris/comment-page-1/#comment-1571</link>
		<dc:creator>hroman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Romi, you&#039;ll have to take that last sentence back. Chuck Norris can see all and hear all.  He&#039;ll come looking for you!

But thanks for laughing.  I&#039;m most proud of the facebook profile because it took me WAY too long to photoshop it correctly.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Romi, you&#8217;ll have to take that last sentence back. Chuck Norris can see all and hear all.  He&#8217;ll come looking for you!</p>
<p>But thanks for laughing.  I&#8217;m most proud of the facebook profile because it took me WAY too long to photoshop it correctly.</p>
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		<title>By: romi41</title>
		<link>http://hroman.com/an-ode-to-chuck-norris/comment-page-1/#comment-1570</link>
		<dc:creator>romi41</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:52:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No, no, no hroman...I can&#039;t STAND chuck norris; please say this whole post isn&#039;t so, but I think it is (shudder)...although, I did laugh my ass off at his &quot;list&quot; of weaknesses...lol...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, no, no hroman&#8230;I can&#8217;t STAND chuck norris; please say this whole post isn&#8217;t so, but I think it is (shudder)&#8230;although, I did laugh my ass off at his &#8220;list&#8221; of weaknesses&#8230;lol&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: R-Shizzle</title>
		<link>http://hroman.com/an-ode-to-chuck-norris/comment-page-1/#comment-1572</link>
		<dc:creator>R-Shizzle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:16:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Chuck is the first damned dimension all the way up to the tenth
Chuck is a complete formal system
Chuck is what Willis was talkin&#039; &#039;bout on Different Strokes
Chuck is the Caramilk secret
...Chuck roundhoused Baby Jesus before the Spanish could consider an Inquisition</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chuck is the first damned dimension all the way up to the tenth<br />
Chuck is a complete formal system<br />
Chuck is what Willis was talkin&#8217; &#8217;bout on Different Strokes<br />
Chuck is the Caramilk secret<br />
&#8230;Chuck roundhoused Baby Jesus before the Spanish could consider an Inquisition</p>
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		<title>By: hroman</title>
		<link>http://hroman.com/an-ode-to-chuck-norris/comment-page-1/#comment-1575</link>
		<dc:creator>hroman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:59:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>More importantly, is Chuck Norris the tenth dimension?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>More importantly, is Chuck Norris the tenth dimension?</p>
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